EEJIT No.13523


How can you tell this table

is being sold by a man?

And don’t cheat either!!   It’s not hard to tell!!

This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man?
Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess.
You will find the answer below, but don’t cheat!
Know the answer?

If not, scroll down now…..

OK, Look in the mirror.

Remember, if you are posting

a picture on the world-wide web,


when taking the picture.


EEJIT No.12756

The mystery of Ireland’s worst driver

Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country’s most reckless driver have emerged, the Irish Times reports.

He had been wanted from counties Cork to Cavan after racking up scores of speeding tickets and parking fines.

However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.

But then his cover was blown.

It was discovered that the man every member of the Irish police’s rank and file had been looking for – a Mr Prawo Jazdy – wasn’t exactly the sort of prized villain whose apprehension leads to an officer winning an award.

In fact he wasn’t even human.

Prawo Jazdy is actually the Polish for driving licence and not the first and surname on the licence,” read a letter from June 2007 from an officer working within the Garda’s traffic division.

“Having noticed this, I decided to check and see how many times officers have made this mistake.

“It is quite embarrassing to see that the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities.”

The officer added that the “mistake” needed to be rectified immediately and asked that a memo be circulated throughout the force.

In a bid to avoid similar mistakes being made in future relevant guidelines were also amended.

And if nothing else is learnt from this driving-related debacle, Irish police officers should now know at least two words of Polish.

As for the seemingly elusive Mr Prawo Jazdy, he has presumably become a cult hero among Ireland’s second largest immigrant population.



While the prophets of doom & discontent wage their daily battle for our sanity and our souls

Suddenly …

Snow falls … and Cumbernauld looks beautiful





Maggi and I went down The Glen, and had a walk in the Park, during the recent heavy snow-falls, and when the photos came back from the chemist … remember when you had to wait for a week to see your fotos? … when I downloaded these from my camera, I was entranced by just how beautiful Cumbernauld can look in the snow

It was also lovely to see kids playing outside again … which seems to be less & less frequent, in these days of electronic exercise & entertainment

It’s a load of electronic pish … better known as a load of Wii-Wii