I was sent this item of propaganda, supposedly written by an oil-rig worker … but I sincerely doubt that
The Urine Test
This was written by a rig worker in North Sea – he makes a lot of sense! (My arse, he does!! – Stu)
I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and smoking dope.
Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque? Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t.
Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!
Hmmmmmmm? …………. And here was my reply!
URINE TEST FOR THE RICH
I don’t work, or pay taxes … I’m unemployed
This is because I live in a society that sees me as an employment resource, and not as a human being.
If it suits industry’s and society’s needs, my family and myself will be forced to suffer poverty, homelessness, and social deprivation
I would gladly accept any employment that would financially benefit both myself and my family
Unfortunately, the accountants, and bean counters of industry, ensure that I’m only offered employment at a minimum wage, barely above the poverty level, for my labours
This is known as “The Poverty Trap”
The entrepreneurs of industry earn a disproportionate wealth for their labours, in that some 7% of our population control and use, for their own needs, some 84% of the wealth generated by our labours
In a world where two-thirds of our population live below the poverty line, and face starvation daily, this is an obscenity
That 7%’s “need” for luxury goods, second & third homes, a variety of expensive, environment destroying cars, vicarious entertainment, and all manner of wasteful luxury, is supposedly more important and valid than the needs of the disease-ridden, unsheltered, unfed, hopeless, war-torn majority
This greedy minority use emotional arguments to justify their wanton excess, blaming the poor for the very situation they suffer from
Blame the Victim is a common propaganda tool, whether it be used against women who dress provocatively to encourage rape, homosexuals whose depraved lifestyle causes disease, or drug addicts who are of no value to society and therefore the authors of their own misfortunes
The perpetrators of our misfortunes smoke cigars and drink brandy, and it is my contention that these vices are the root-cause of their complete lack of any moral or social conscience
In future, anyone who wishes to adopt the lifestyle of the rich & infamous should be required to undergo a Urine Test to establish if they are trying to take the piss
And, while we’re at it, can we also urine test the financial directors of the many banks looking for public assistance, and those heridetary welfare scrounge, the Royal Family … both groups reknowned for their cocaine use